Humorous Excuses for Falling Asleep at Work:

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They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

I'm testing one of the 15 minute power naps they raved about at the time-management course you sent me to.

Whew! Guess I must've left the top off the white out. You got here just in time!

Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our budget problem.

The coffee machine it broken.

Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot.


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