HUMOROUS SIGNS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:

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Dry cleaner's, Bangkok:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS

 
At a Budapest zoo:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY

 
Doctor's office, Rome:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES

 
In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER

 
On the grounds of a private school:

NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION



On an Athi River highway:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE

 

On a poster at Kencom:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP

 
In a city restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS

 
One of the Mathare buildings:

MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE

 
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS

 

In a Pumwani maternity ward:

NO CHILDREN ALLOWED

 

In a cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES

 

Hotel brochure, Italy:

THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE

 

Hotel lobby, Bucharest:

THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE

 

Hotel elevator, Paris:

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK

 

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY

 

From the "Soviet Weekly":

THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS

 

Hotel, Zurich:

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE

 

A laundry in Rome:

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME

 

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS

 

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.

 

NEW!!! Signs from the USA!

 

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

 

Another Pizza shop slogan:

"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

 

On an electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

 

At an optometrist's office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

 

On a taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

 

At a car dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 

Outside a muffler shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 

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